Let's go back in time (a couple o minutes, but whatever).
The time is 7:13
Knock knock
"yes?" I ask.
"I didn't want to say this when Eleanor was over but congratulations on only getting one 'F' on your report card," he said, fiddling with the report card.
I couldn't figure it out...I had already seen it, and I hadn't even gotten close to failing any of my classes. So I gave the only response I could: "WHAT?!?!"
"Congratulations on getting only one 'F'."
"Where? On What?"
He walks into my mess of a room and hands me my report card. I scan it. Nope, nothing resembling an 'F'.
"I don't see it..."
"Higher."
I skim the report card, and see an 'F'. My eyes go wide.
He continued, "I'm actually quite glad you failed it."
Above my grades, there was a line reading Sex: F.
My father is awesome.
~*~Me












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